TNB Does Not Recommend

Combining the following food items:

Rye Chips and Code Red Mountain Dew

or

Candy Orange Slices & Chocolate Covered espresso beans

These combinations may lead to the following symptoms:

Irregular Heartbeat

Ambien-like sleepiness

Desire to listen to Bryan Adams on repeat

Excessively high pitched voice on customer service related phone calls

Beginning sentences with "What if..."

Refusal to use gender specific pronouns

Please contact us at TheNerdBrigade@gmail.com if you accidentally combine these items.

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